Bespoke The Commode Code https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/ Sun, 02 Dec 2018 08:46:05 -0000 The Commode Code is a discussion about the etiquette of restroom usage, especially at shared restrooms in the workplace. Justin and Pieter discuss a set of pertinent topics ranging from appropriate restroom attire, to stall gaming, to appropriate mirror usage, to talking in the restroom. en-us episodic Your comprehensive guide to restroom etiquette in the 21st century. Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff The Commode Code is a discussion about the etiquette of restroom usage, especially at shared restrooms in the workplace. Justin and Pieter discuss a set of pertinent topics ranging from appropriate restroom attire, to stall gaming, to appropriate mirror usage, to talking in the restroom. no bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff commode@ridiculous.pro 6: You’re Dealing with a Physics Problem Here https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#6 8f582ee8-f9a0-459d-a4e0-26529872fde9 Sun, 02 Dec 2018 00:00:00 -0800 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff A wide range of topics, including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming. 42:13 yes In our first EXPLICIT episode, we're joined by a new special guest and cover a wide range of topics including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming. <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> Special Guest: W.C. Lou. bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice, urinal, poop knife, fatburg In our first EXPLICIT episode, we're joined by a new special guest and cover a wide range of topics including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming.

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Special Guest: W.C. Lou.

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Special Guest: W.C. Lou.

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]]> 5: Provocative Unzip https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#5 464851e0-d9d7-401b-b2f1-bb592f973487 Sun, 18 Nov 2018 14:00:00 -0800 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff Urinal extravaganza! 46:13 no We eschew our structured format for an extravaganza of urinal-related topics, including: * Selection * Where to look * Jokes * Headphones * Interesting layouts <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice, urinal We eschew our structured format for an extravaganza of urinal-related topics, including:

  • Selection
  • Where to look
  • Jokes
  • Headphones
  • Interesting layouts

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  • Selection
  • Where to look
  • Jokes
  • Headphones
  • Interesting layouts

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]]> 4: Exhaust Note https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#4 b960c3fd-0093-4a38-b27d-8f9d5e71afc9 Sun, 07 Oct 2018 00:00:00 -0700 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff We dicuss: flatuence, the Shart Protocol, etiquette with your partner, and accidentally using the wrong restroom. 41:42 no After a brief update on the ongoing public urination situation in Paris, we have a lengthy discussion of flatulence, which leads to defining the Shart Protocol. We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom. <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice After a brief update on the ongoing public urination situation in Paris, we have a lengthy discussion of flatulence, which leads to defining the Shart Protocol.

We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom.

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We answer questions about sharing the restroom with your partner, and what you should do if you accentially find yourself having used the wrong restroom.

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]]> 3: Pack It Out https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#3 bd7ea995-e731-42a0-9d3f-fe30d00e8ac4 Sun, 09 Sep 2018 00:00:00 -0700 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff Pieter and Justin are joined by Arisa Johnsey, who teaches us a new thought technology. We discuss more pooping at work topics and develop some more new business ideas. 41:36 no Pieter and Justin are joined by guest Arisa Johnsey. We follow up on the developing Paris urinal situation (https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/30/world/europe/paris-urinals-vandalism.html), and Arisa teaches the guys a new thought technology. We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom. Pieter recounts TWO exciting stories: the most awkward mirror encounter and the stall ninja. We answer questions about how long to stay on the can, and how to deal with a plug. Pieter invents the new job of restroom ergonomics consultant, and Justin develops another business idea (patent pending, patent pending). Pieter teaches us why we should always carry a coin or screwdriver into the restroom. <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> Special Guest: Arisa Johnsey. bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice Pieter and Justin are joined by guest Arisa Johnsey. We follow up on the developing Paris urinal situation, and Arisa teaches the guys a new thought technology.

We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom.

Pieter recounts TWO exciting stories: the most awkward mirror encounter and the stall ninja.

We answer questions about how long to stay on the can, and how to deal with a plug. Pieter invents the new job of restroom ergonomics consultant, and Justin develops another business idea (patent pending, patent pending). Pieter teaches us why we should always carry a coin or screwdriver into the restroom.

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Special Guest: Arisa Johnsey.

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We revisit pooping at work to discuss stall selection and deploying scents in the restroom.

Pieter recounts TWO exciting stories: the most awkward mirror encounter and the stall ninja.

We answer questions about how long to stay on the can, and how to deal with a plug. Pieter invents the new job of restroom ergonomics consultant, and Justin develops another business idea (patent pending, patent pending). Pieter teaches us why we should always carry a coin or screwdriver into the restroom.

Music by audionautix.com under a CC BY 3.0 license.

Special Guest: Arisa Johnsey.

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]]> 2: Traditional Twinkie™-Yellow https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#2 674a2676-2b39-4fea-b4cc-10ce4b368adc Sun, 26 Aug 2018 00:00:00 -0700 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff Talking points include: open-air urinals, loogies, the pre-dump checklist, dental hygiene, and religious observance in the restroom. 40:14 no This fortnight, we start with a discussion of Paris's new open-air urinals (https://www.cnn.com/2018/08/14/europe/paris-urinal-intl/index.html). We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist. We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace, particularly as pertains to toothbrushing and foot washing. <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice, toothbrushing This fortnight, we start with a discussion of Paris's new open-air urinals.

We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist.

We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace, particularly as pertains to toothbrushing and foot washing.

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We then begin our pooping at work series with a discussion of Pieter's pre-dump checklist.

We address listener questions about non-handwashing sink usage in the workplace, particularly as pertains to toothbrushing and foot washing.

Music by audionautix.com under a CC BY 3.0 license.

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]]> 1: Little Origami Tip Jar https://podcast-archive.ridiculous.pro/commode-code/#1 7ae7fe32-8fa4-4982-bf94-719754d964a4 Sun, 12 Aug 2018 00:00:00 -0700 Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff full Justin Yorke & Pieter Wycoff Justin and Pieter introduce the show before a brief discussion about appropriate restroom footwear. Our main topic is talking in the restroom. We attempt to answer questions about confronting violators of both noise and handwashing norms. 33:59 no After a brief origin story of the show, we discuss appropriate restroom footwear. Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids to our everyday carry and invent a new gig economy service. We also dig into a couple questions from friends: What does one do about a consistently loud coworker? What should you do if someone doesn't wash their hands? <span style="font-size: x-small;">Music by audionautix.com (https://audionautix.com) under a CC BY 3.0 (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US) license.</span> bathroom, restroom, toilet, commode, water closet, workplace, etiquette, workplace etiquette, advice, talking, footwear, noises, hand-washing After a brief origin story of the show, we discuss appropriate restroom footwear.

Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids to our everyday carry and invent a new gig economy service.

We also dig into a couple questions from friends: What does one do about a consistently loud coworker? What should you do if someone doesn't wash their hands?

Music by audionautix.com under a CC BY 3.0 license.

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Our main topic for the week is talking. When is it okay to chat in the restroom? When isn't it? When (if ever) is it required? Along the way, we contemplate adding Altoids to our everyday carry and invent a new gig economy service.

We also dig into a couple questions from friends: What does one do about a consistently loud coworker? What should you do if someone doesn't wash their hands?

Music by audionautix.com under a CC BY 3.0 license.

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