Pieter is a passionate believer in restroom etiquette with a slight case of hyper-vigilance that makes it nearly impossible for him to turn a blind eye. His many years in the high-tech industry of the Pacific NW has given him unique insights into the common themes and common crimes in the restroom. His goal is to help people learn what is right and wrong in the restroom and in doing so, help them lead a more rewarding, productive life, free of derision.
Outside of his lengthy restroom studies, Pieter has too many kids which puts tremendous pressure on his beer drinking schedule. Nonetheless, he still finds time to brew (and consume) ample quantities of ale. His other hobbies include: Playing music (drums, guitar, and bass), windsurfing, surfing, falconry, alchemy, Sepak Takraw, and macramé. He was formerly a competitive footbag player but years of wear and tear have left him unable to play at a high level any longer.
Only you can prevent Restroom Crimes!
December 2nd, 2018 | 42 mins 13 secs
fatburg, fiber, poop knife, urinal
A wide range of topics, including: latrine smuggling, asserting dominance, poop knives, poop types, breaking the bathroom ceiling, fatburgs, extra-excretory activities, memorizing room service numbers, hot coffee, urinal gaming.
November 18th, 2018 | 46 mins 13 secs
October 7th, 2018 | 41 mins 42 secs
flatulence, paris, shart
We dicuss: flatuence, the Shart Protocol, etiquette with your partner, and accidentally using the wrong restroom.
September 9th, 2018 | 41 mins 36 secs
news, paris, pooping at work, stall gaming, uritrottoir
Pieter and Justin are joined by Arisa Johnsey, who teaches us a new thought technology. We discuss more pooping at work topics and develop some more new business ideas.
August 26th, 2018 | 40 mins 14 secs
foot washing, news, paris, pooping at work, toothbrushing, uritrottoir
Talking points include: open-air urinals, loogies, the pre-dump checklist, dental hygiene, and religious observance in the restroom.
August 12th, 2018 | 33 mins 59 secs
footwear, hand-washing, noises, talking
Justin and Pieter introduce the show before a brief discussion about appropriate restroom footwear. Our main topic is talking in the restroom. We attempt to answer questions about confronting violators of both noise and handwashing norms.